Happy Halloween, KicksOneTwo fam!
We figured that as Haloween is a time of “horror” in some aspects (word to Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees), it was only right to include a list of “sneaker horrors” that most sneakerheads have had to deal with at least once or twice. Enjoy the list, and have a very happy Halloween! If you can think of any other funny “sneaker horrors”, please feel free to let us know in the comments!
-When your shoes show up in the mail, and look like B-grades.
-When a homie tries on your shoes without asking
-When you realize you still own a pair of Dubzeros or Fusions.
-When your shoes crease up terribly after just one wear
-When you wear a fresh pair to the bar and someone spills a drink on them
-When you’re wearing a rare pair to a social event and someone else has got the same pair on
-When you just can’t get that perfect shot for Instagram
-When you feel that squish and look down to discover you’ve stepped in dog shit
-When you’re on the Kith website right on time and still don’t get your shoes
-When you realize you actually do need a bot to get anything on NDC
-When you hear some B-list celebrity has a collab dropping
-When someone asks if you can get them Bred XI’s
-When you see you didn’t make the Top 25 Sneaker Pictures Of The Week on Complex
-When you realize you just sold the house to buy a pair of fakes
-When someone who’s really not about that life tries to argue with you about kicks
-When you realize that limited collab you pulled out all the stops to get really isn’t all that cool in person
-When you realize that you’re not the only person who’s thought about painting the midsole of a shoe black
-When you see a friend trying to flex in an awful pair of fakes
-When you have to sell a shoe that you really love